Archive for February, 2010

Gongy the Ballifier

February 27, 2010

It has come to my attention that a certain wordpresser by the name of Jimmy Dhe Champ has been posting detrimental, depressing and deranged info concerning the game “Borderlands”. In his post, he mentions issues with shadows, and I must say that on our testing rig with dual GeForce GTX 280 cards, there’s absolutely no problem, and he must be drunk or something, or trying to run the game on a 286. Furthermore, he also hides drugs in his TV, and he looks a little bit like this:
HE IS THE MAN
Now, tell me… is that the kind of person you would trust to have issues with a game FOR REAL, or just someone who’s making it up for internet fame. I’ll tell you right now, I’ve called the cops to have him arrested for ape traficking, and there’s nothing he can do about it.