the stupid dairy idiots had to recall all the FAT and LIGHT milk, because it’s full of bacteria and crap with can give you horrible diarrhea
so i put up a sign about how we don’t really have any of that milk, because it makes you sick
and then some OLD LADY appears
and she’s all GIVE ME MILK, so i just reply “Sorry, can’t do that, it’s full of bacteria.”
BUT YOU HAVE LOTS OF MILK BACK THERE
I CAN SEE IT
IF YOU CAN SEE THE MILK, IT IS PERFECTLY SAFE TO DRINK IT
Yesterday, I accidentally left mIRC (the newest version, at this time of writing) running. When I got back here today, it had crashed. Everything only gets better with time…!
Also, nutmeg is called “muskotnöt” in Swedish. But it’s unversally known as “the crap you use for Christmas”.
Tomorrow, I will post about fags.
You know who you are! Why the fuck do you show up five minutes before closing time and start buying shit like there’s no tomorrow!?
I was having some useless error while dealing with a weekly magazine returns site a few minutes ago, so I decide to do a Google search, see if the error I’m getting is common or anything, and what might be causing it. And the first fucking thing I find is this:
Yeah, thanks for solving the fucking problem. Why are people like that even allowed on the internet, anyway? Oh right, freedom of whatever, information shitway. I forget. Tomorrow, I will post about nut meg.
It has come to my attention that a certain wordpresser by the name of Jimmy Dhe Champ has been posting detrimental, depressing and deranged info concerning the game “Borderlands”. In his post, he mentions issues with shadows, and I must say that on our testing rig with dual GeForce GTX 280 cards, there’s absolutely no problem, and he must be drunk or something, or trying to run the game on a 286. Furthermore, he also hides drugs in his TV, and he looks a little bit like this:
Now, tell me… is that the kind of person you would trust to have issues with a game FOR REAL, or just someone who’s making it up for internet fame. I’ll tell you right now, I’ve called the cops to have him arrested for ape traficking, and there’s nothing he can do about it.
He died several days ago, in case you missed it. He was killed by this monster:
It’s the monster that hates crappy fantasy books. Also, I know I forgot to bring up the issue of dogs, but I’ll get to that next week.
As we can see here, apes is more than a way of life, it’s a law of the universe. For those of you interested, we can arrange to have an ape brochure sent to your grandmother, and she can be just as disgusted as every other senior citizen. As you can probably tell, the apes hate Canadian Idol, and thus they should be revered as our true saviors. Maybe. Next week, onto a more serious issue: Dogs.