Visible Milk

and then
the stupid dairy idiots had to recall all the FAT and LIGHT milk, because it’s full of bacteria and crap with can give you horrible diarrhea
so i put up a sign about how we don’t really have any of that milk, because it makes you sick
and then some OLD LADY appears
and she’s all GIVE ME MILK, so i just reply “Sorry, can’t do that, it’s full of bacteria.”
BUT YOU HAVE LOTS OF MILK BACK THERE
I CAN SEE IT
YEAH MAN
IF YOU CAN SEE THE MILK, IT IS PERFECTLY SAFE TO DRINK IT